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Most Devout: 13,389thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,117thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,154th
The Host of Jeopardy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
RIP to a legendary game show host
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Alex Trebek

Population6.013 billion

CapitalThe jeopardy studio
LeaderAlex Trebek
FaithJeopardy

CurrencyDollar
AnimalJeopardy

The Host of Jeopardy of Alex Trebek is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Alex Trebek with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.013 billion Alex Trebekians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The jeopardy studio. The average income tax rate is 32.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Alex Trebekian economy, worth 546 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,938 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Alex Trebek's pristine beaches, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alex Trebek's national animal is the Jeopardy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jeopardy.

Alex Trebek is ranked 219,201st in the world and 8,177th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 10.37 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Most Devout: 13,389thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,117thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 21,154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,882nd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 621st in the regionMost Devout: 793rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,014th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alex Trebek was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Alex Trebek was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, citizens must pay to enjoy Alex Trebek's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets.
  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, newspapers are running a front-page picture of Alex Trebek holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker.

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